Posted by Jennifer Bradley

News flash: you can’t.

The lakes might be opening back up after the North Texas floodpocalypse, but any body of water in the DFW metroplex has gotta be at least 80 degrees. But while you’re sweating your ass off, you might as well look good doing it.

Bullzerk is the only shop in town that can give your style authentic Dallas flair.

You can’t show up to your next social event in just any tank. Show off how Dallas you are with a custom design from our summer wardrobe. Taking a boat out on Lake Lewisville? We have tanks for that. Driving by the giant ball downtown and wishing you had a shirt that displayed it in all its glory? We have tanks for that, too.

Bring your friends and maybe even a selfie stick into our store and take the most Dallas selfie ever wearing your new threads. Let your new t-shirt share your story for you everywhere you go.


If you can’t keep your body cool, at least keep your beer cold. Cloak your Deep Ellum IPA with a koozie as high quality as the sweet nectar itself. Don’t even think about putting a Texas beer in a generic koozie you got for free and happen to have in your car. Choose from one of these Dallas designs:



Looking for a way to rep your beloved suburb this summer? Look no further:

If you don’t see your DFW city on here, stop by and let us know what you want your t-shirt to say.