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Canvas Tote Bag

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Regular price $ 10.00

A sassy tote bag is just what you need for those shopping trips to the grocery store or farmers market! How else are strangers going to know how hilarious you are? 



10.0 oz.
100% cotton canvas
Gusset bottom
Self-fabric handles
Size: 17.75" x 15.75" x 6.25"


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You may return most new, unworn items within 30 days of delivery to our store for a full refund. We'll also pay the return shipping costs if the return is a result of our error (you received an incorrect or defective item, etc.). Otherwise, we will accept returns in store only (You will be responsible for return shipping costs.)

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We can ship to any address within the United States.

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Please also note that the shipping rates for many items we sell are weight-based. To reflect the policies of the shipping companies we use, all weights will be rounded up to the next full pound.

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